sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

Something doesn't add up. In 2020 Biden had 81 Million votes, Trump had 74 Million votes. In 2024 Harris got 66 Million votes, Trump got 71 million votes. 15 Million Democrats decided to sit this one out? 3 Million MAGA decided to sit this one out? No fucking way.

Dear President Donald J. Trump There are 20 million votes MISSING. No way there were 20 million fewer votes than 2020 with a massive 25 million surge in voter registration and record turnout. NO WAY.

I’m a Black lawyer who was trained and has since advised top universities, and who read, studied and have warned about Project 2025 consistently since it was published. The American people simply cannot grasp all the horrors to come, the way the entire planet is about to change.

Montana, Nevada, Arizona, and Missouri voted for a woman's right to choose while simultaneously voting for the guy who stripped them of that right. Wild times.

I am hearing that Ob/Gyn residency applicants are pulling their applications from red states. As someone who now lives in a red state, my heart breaks for the women here. But I also understand.

Hey, credulous media, I hope this clears things up for you:

“But we were just talking about white women. This is the second time, the second time that Democrats bet the House on white women and suburban white women. And this is the second time they’ve been left at the altar by suburban white women.” —Bakari Sellers

Some election authorities and Democratic leaders accused Republicans of contesting elections only whey they don’t like the outcome. The true test of a democracy, several said, is accepting the result even when the other side wins. wapo.st/3NYqTTk

The first thing MAGA will do is dismantle the apparatus necessary for anybody to mount a serious challenge against them again. There will be an “election” in ‘28, but it will be perfunctory. We are a one-party state now.

Important

150 billionaire families spent $1.9B on the 2024 election through October. It's a huge amount of money — but it represents just 0.07% of their overall wealth. It essentially costs them nothing to drown our democracy in cash. We must get big money out of our politics.

Imagine that.

Meanwhile in Russia: this is how the most watched state TV channel in the country welcomed Melania Trump's upcoming return to the White House. Olga Skabeeva is trying not to laugh. This was probably her idea.

Orwell, it turns out, was right. He was just 40 years off.

Andy Borowitz nails it 👇 Trump looks like he will take 49.9% of the vote and land at a win margin of about 1.4 percent. That’s not even half the country’s voters who turned out and hardly a mandate for the radical change he is promising. Also, his popular vote percentage ranks

New in PN: How a right-coded media environment boosts Trump "It might seem condescending to declare that voters made the wrong choice because they didn’t know any better. However, on every major issue, they were fundamentally misinformed." Read 👇 publicnotice.co/p/how-tiktok-x…

Wisconsin christian school employee & the principal’s son, Jonathan Burkee, has been arrested for taking nude photos of an 11 year old student in the bathroom & posting them online.

#Trump: “You’re not gonna post that are you? I didn’t have my hair on.” Musk: “Of course not.” Musk: …