Developer: We have a problem. Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities. Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs Vice-President of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

For security reasons do not leave your luggage unattended... Hamburg Airport 🕊 etwas weniger zynisch bitte

First girl I had sex with with used SC to manipulate me into having sex with her. It took like two years of speaking and heavy manipulation. I was about 25. Had her orgasming with my dick like every three minutes even as a virgin. I fucked and was like okay I’m the best at