I have a sense of humor, but Omarion is a stand-up guy and I don’t like that his name is being turned into a joke 😞

I need a planner that has a full page per day. Lines preferred. Pls send recs bc this muji one I got is not cutting it for me!

Wordle 210 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 my first game of wordle 😬

i can’t believe that we are now at a point where “i don’t want to catch covid or pass it on to my community and so i will follow the strictest mitigation protocols i have the privilege of access to” is a near-radical perspective

Rihanna is pregnant I am deceased

Lololol

That baby is gonna be best dressed out the womb even with no clothes on

Wordle 235 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 damn that almost got me

I just want Natalie to stand up straight. It’s killing me.

Wordle 271 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😮

I am DELIGHTED by this ad! I love me a crispy fish filet sandwich and Pusha!!!!

Being on a big bus alone in the city while it’s mashing down 5th ave makes me feel like Keanu !!! (Or Sandra)

You may be hearing the argument that before the rise of modern commercial infant formula, babies all ate breastmilk and everything was great. As a historian of infant feeding, let me tell you why that’s not true.

Saying cringe is cringe

Friday is now a national holiday

Happy 10th Anniversary to: 1. The single greatest mass trauma/hysteria in the history of music journalism, The Rihanna Plane. 2. One of the funniest goddamn things I’ve ever edited, the as-it-happened Oral History of the Rihanna Plane by Lauren Nostro: google.com/amp/s/amp.www.…

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing you navy blue and black can’t be worn together.

Love you 🥹

I've joined Reuters as a tech correspondent and will be covering AI and the metaverse (and other TBD topics) from SF. Hit me up if you're in those industries and want to chat!

I remember putting Complex Music onto LDR back in the day. Now I’m washed and the last to discover anything cool 😂