Every “urgent” task in corporate has the same ending: 3 days of silence once you submit it

Air Šeško (feat. Matheus) 😍

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like

finding out you don't know shit is a very important part of the learning process

𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕓𝕠𝕪 ❤️‍🔥

Date canceled. I asked if I could come with two of my friends for security reasons and all bills on her.

A real woman would put her man on monthly allowance.

Told her my rent was due just a week into talking, She stopped talking to me. I wasn’t even asking her to pay for my rent. It was just a conversation. I dodged a bullet.

Girls once you stop running after them

We had too much for an injury-plagued Arsenal 😉

You strvggle for relevance, that counts. Sorry.

If only we’d trained Grok on just these 2 books, we’d be done already!

This is why as a man, you need to marry a woman who is truly really interested in your daily well-being (AKA love you for you) over anything else.

😉👍🏽

With these pictures showing the bond we shared, I almost felt I could get away with saying nothing about you leaving. It’s been an honour to be your teammate and your friend. You’ve won it all and you leave as a legend. I’m sure we will meet again.

This is why when you feel like someone doesn't like you, you're not tripping. When you feel someone's love, it's evident.

nonstop action, zero drag, the kind of show you can run back anytime & it still hits the same.

Top 20 TV Shows That You Won’t Stop Watching Once You Start.. 🍿 1. Prison Break. (2005) 2. Breaking Bad (2008–2013) 3. The Wire (2002–2008) 4. The Sopranos (1999–2007) 5. Dark (2017–2020) 6. Chernobyl (2019) 7. Ozark (2017) 8. Mr. Robot (2015–2019) 9. Fleabag (2016–2019) 10.

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