life when ur the one lying & cheating

That one guy in every family:

N0 PENlS is bigger than a baby's head. Stop unnecessary screaming during sex, that nonsense should end today.😂 😂

Acting dumb is actually fun. There's so much freedom when people think you're an idiot.

The villain is just the hero who noticed the pattern.

I really hope no one out there thinks I’m suffering from their absence.

Poor man Pikin na madness Rich man Pikin na alte

“maybe you told your other girlfriend not me” women can be annoying sometimes

it's incredibly easy to figure out when a woman is talking to someone else .

Forget all these studio pictures all these girls no get level.

my hobbies include pattern recognition and psychoanalysis

Going back to my drugs and shii

when people don’t consider you in the same way you consider them, let them go. There’s actually so many people in the world that can match your energy and love you the way you love.

do not underestimate my ability to burn it all to the fucking ground

If you sell direct German fb I'm buying in bulk. DM