What’s that movie where the cop realizes he’s gay so he kills his neighbors & there’s a scene near the end with him on a merry go round?

PLEASE LORD get me into a battle of wits with Toronto Blue Jays fans 😂😂

If I visit your house and it looks like this I’m probably never leaving

I know Raleigh’s nickname is Big Dumper but this is just wrong

I always forget that Canadians don’t know when Thanksgiving is

At this point I wonder if Dodgers fans even like that gay little dance they all do after they get any sorta hit. Someone needs to get beaned

Just got off a Spirit airlines flight and honestly it wasn’t bad, the smallest people got to sit on the biggest people’s laps and we all got a handful of baked beans at the halfway point

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS

George Springer is in the lineup tonight?

🎃📺🎃📺🎃

Do you bukkake or cheer kkake I’M HERE ALL NIGHT FOLKS

Dude Cal Raleigh sucks 😂😂

Both are wrong. Most of America will be watching football, horror movies & Friends repeats

It’s a bad day to be Joe Hughes

American Pie: Spooky Jizz House

Thoughts on the World Series. For the sake of the people who care I hope it’s a good, competitive series. I don’t plan on watching unless it’s late & the game’s close. I have zero rooting interest in either team, which is a shame, but it’s basically Saddam vs Osama. Drake blows🇺🇸

Countdown 'til All Hallow's Eve! Trick or Treat! I'm getting a special treat! Peanut butter cups? Nah! A Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! So T hrilled and excited. Can't wait! 11:30 am on Halloween at 6644 Hollywood Blvd

I think I just don’t respect people who lack a defined chin

Accurate