“You borrow a charger a few times....”

“I can’t believe I agreed to getting that stupid keychain.”

“I swear my sister spends ninety percent of her day googling random things on her laptop.”

“How is it productive to turn yourself into a human dictionary?”

“Can you for once not be a smart ass?”

“I doubt it’ll kill you.”

“I should have locked you in an orphanage when I came back from quor-toth”

He’s just going to be quiet now, because he refuses to admit that he’s lost fights to his little sister.

“It’s been a slow weekend.”

“Also Squirt, small fry, tiny, and fun size.”

“It’s less amusing when you get things thrown at you for making jokes.”

“Why are you only nice when you want something?”

“At least our sisters aren’t trying to kill each other...yet..”

“Not by annoying the living hell out of everyone around you, Lilly.”

“It’s late, everyone’s probably sleeping.”

“Uhh....it’s been a few days. You know dad, he’s probably fine.”

He’s definitely rolling his eyes HARD at his sister.

“Lilly! Seriously!?”

“Lilly, could you not corrupt people?”

He lazily flopped on the couch in the lobby. “Could today get any busier?!”