Lovesac couches

If anyone wants to invite me to the 250th Marine Corps ball, my DMs are open

Taking the high road and it’s hard to breathe up here

Slow down, no one has offered to host Christmas

I found I hate melting chocolate

9 days into November and it’s snowing

How I Met Your Mother is such a weird premise. Imagine being a teen and your dad tells you about his hoe days for hours.

Go Navy! Beat Army!

I don’t watch college football, but that was a fun game

Oh thank fuck

The horse isn’t dead, he’s pretending. Just wack him with that stick.

He was in a bag, so I let him out. Now the cat is causing problems, wtf

A baby shower, but with Long Island Iced Teas.

If she got rasp in her voice, maybe I’ll listen. Yessir, I can do the laundry tonight 🫡

We got cowboy boots. We have work boots. There’s boots for hiking. When you’re in the military you are issued boots for combat. You’ve probably seen steel toes boots for safety. Even fashionable boots worn by women. But some boots are made for walking, that’s just what they’ll do

Good Lord, help me, I miss the chaos

Yall really saw this and hated it. I’m so sad