nobody flirts with more people than a woman who’s bored

“he’s just a friend” ok, respectfully run him over

having a contact pic in my phone is like being in VIP

thank me, me gaslighting you is a learning experience for your next relationship

hy i get jealous, now who tf is that

Corn was fighting like how i fight people in my dreams

Corn really sold his soul just to lose

don’t drink with me cause idk how to stop

you know u getting older when buying shit like shampoo and toothbrushes gets you excited

“are u doing okay?” no, but i’m funny .

everyone worried about NYC air quality, but not worried about the vapes they hitting

money will never change me.. liquor will though

you think i care about red flags🚩?? i run red lights and stop signs every day

why do women never have gas in their cars

happy father’s day to the single mothers that do both

Me finding exactly what I was looking for after playing detective

talkin shit is my love language

cowboys once again getting molested by the 49ers

The drinking will continue until the economy improves.

“Dad, who is Dustin Poirier?”