@jeffaphils hipflask?

Since when has Stella only been 4.8 %? I feel cheated, might as well have just had a lemonade!!

@jeffaphils you must be doing something right if god is your personal waiter bringing you beer on demand

@JONNY_FTM Pearl Jam Fan @jeffaphils cheers mate, would have forgotten (my memory is usually quite good as well!)

@JONNY_FTM @jeffaphils I just pressed record at 10 and started watching now so I can forward through the shite, you've got to have a system!

@JONNY_FTM @jeffaphils enjoying biffy at the minute, what's the crack like, no pearl jam.?

@jeffaphils @jonny_ftm I've caught up to live! Forwarded through 2 hours of dirge in 20 mins! The system has failed

@JONNY_FTM @jeffaphils how can people like this wank? I can't take any more, I'm going to watch lady boys on 107

@JONNY_FTM @jeffaphils that age old question - pearl jam or lady boys? If only there was an easy answer...

A pilot at the Red Arrows is going to be looking for a new job tomorrow