At some point you will find that someone who is obsessed with you and wants all of your time. . . That person is your manager at work.

This freezing weather has turned me into a permanent hijabi 🧕 #GodsPlan

Every targeted ad on social media is a scam

Getting a new phone without a case is a level of anxiety I wasn’t prepared for

Epic day with my boys: introduced my youngest to The Wizard of Oz and then later in the evening, watched The Neverending Story with my older two. Surreal to pass along my childhood favourites onto my own children ❤️

Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It's like this tangible thing you can say, “Hey man, I love you this many dollars-worth” 🎄🎁

It’s not real until you say it out loud

What the creators of ZORSE attempted to do 🥲 Well played The New York Times 👏

A big effyou to Apple Watch for only giving me 2 exercise minutes for shoveling my driveway

Feeling very Kid Rock from Picture ….i ain’t seen the sun shine in three damn days

For a month that pertains to abstaining from food and drink, why is a majority of the time in Ramadan spent washing dishes 🤔🤔

Weather expected to be in double digits 4 days this week. I can already feel my mood getting better

Hindsight is 20/20

Could you pronounce that for me please ?

Roses are red The skies are gray But know that tomorrow

PSA turn off your morning alarm. You’re welcome in advance

Throughly enjoyed my vacation in Mexico that I had in my dream last night. It was exactly the break that I needed.

Not sure how I got conned into coaching a U7 soccer game today, but somehow I coached them to victory 😎🏆

Can’t believe I’ve played Wordle 500 times. Still hanging on to that 100% win rate ! 🤓🫶🏼

Switched out my standard gym playlist for my Noha playlist today. I’ve never had such an impactful workout !! 💪