DOMME: so how come you’re wearing a collar if you don’t have an owner ME: do you know what a ‘ronin’ is

it’s not a blowjob, it’s a blowcalling. a blowpassion. a blowpurpose.

too eepy today, where are cuddles

its cis people give me money day

the baker and the baked

i’ve been spotted!

please, a girl wants to order pizza tonight 🥺

where the silly at

mel can’t sleep era

i love women aaa

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

(me sick with desire and yearning) WHATEVER

fuck.

oomf is beautiful

LIVE GLACIALLY DIE AT AN INDETERMINATE AGE LEAVE SOMETHING SCIENTISTS WOULD STRUGGLE TO CLASSIFY AS A "CORPSE"

Creature Feature: Nanaimoteuthis

but what is a filipino birthday party without overstimulating family members screaming "oh picture picture" every minute

anyways that was the worst chaser interaction i’ve had this year

my most woke take is platonic cuddling being “inappropriate” is a capitalist psyop to keep us from getting all those good happy hormones and stop the resistance think of how often your pets cuddle each other! pack animals stay cuddling for mental health!!