4 nil down at half time to the champions away from home. Seemingly dead and buried... Not so, if you're of the same mindset as Nikesh here. I could certainly do with some of that positivity in my life.

Shout out to the gentleman who treated himself to some smoked BBQ cuisine and a trip to Richmond shop (wherever the fuck that is) with my lost wallet last night. Power to him.

Four things in life I don't think I'll ever quite wrap my head around: 1) People who prefer cats to dogs 2) People who feel obliged to take & post pictures of their food 3) People who go swimming on Christmas Day 4) Why Dirty Michael wasn't given that lift to Killester

If you're ever concerned about your paranoia levels, take comfort in the fact that you're not as paranoid as this Dublin native - who has felt the need to erect a steel bollard in his driveway to deter people from robbing his 28y/old Nissan

I have great admiration for people who can leave the country and not make a big song and dance about it on social media. Requires great restraint in this day and age.

Can only imagine the 'concerns' Diageo would have had if they knew young Patrick set foot in their storehouse with a female accomplice in February, and printed his face on a pint of their world-renowned stout. #Concerns Diageo Ireland

There were many great forms of torture back in Ancient Rome. However I reckon the Romans can count themselves very unfortunate that they didn't have Christmas FM back then to subject any law-breakers to.

These blow-ins who go to mass once a year around Christmas. #FoolingNobody

Have always imagined St. Valentine as being the owner of an under-performing restaurant back in the day, who created Valentines Day in a desperate attempt to get punters through the door

Céad míle Fáilte! 🇮🇪☘️

"Is maith liom Coróna virus. Tá sé deadly!"

You’ll do well to find a happier reaction to being diagnosed with covid than Marouane Fellaini. Makes you wonder how overjoyed this happy chappy would have been had Sian Walton had the decency to reply to his multiple DMs back in 2018 #MissBusy

Looks as though Babbel have been making the headlines this week with the signing of their new brand ambassador. A very shrewd acquisition in my book.

You’d miss the Ktrain all the same #FuckNormality #AchieveInsanity 💪🏻 #Level5Thoughts

Quite impressive that in the year 2022, we still have 2 score keepers scribbling down everything in marker on the world's biggest stage. How technology hasn't put them out of a job is astonishing. Power to them

If anyone is looking for the rule book this evening, it’s out the window #FreedomDay