oh so i have to bear this cross forever, but i cant nail myself to it because people need wood? woooooow okay fine

ramadan passed and i STILL have no food for thought!!😠

he doesnt know a damn thing. Just dididididodo dee dee dididido

noooo my eggs :( they were all in that basket

I’m one spanish latte away from filing for bankruptcy

Oh that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve

asked this egyptian mechanic what would it take for him to install my car plate, and this mf said “براغي سبيشل”

i should be knighted for displaying valor in the face of adnec’s fuckass parking😐expecting monuments and streets renamed, too.

Orange tree with only one fruit!

oh youre early? should we throw you a party? invite bill gates? resurrect steve jobs?

for someone with my roadrage, a lexus 430 seems like a solid investment ngl

What the hell, sure. The world is your oyster - just remember that chewing politely is the cheaper alternative to being forced fed through a tube😇

fit check (wearing my heart on my sleeve)

they’d have had a lot of you mfs cooked if Stupidity was one of the 7 sins

freedom of speech? more like a figure of speech