Division 1 team of the week. Perhaps I can quiz a bit after all. But then a really good quizzer would have got the other two questions as well, especially after one of them was on telly two nights ago.

I bet there are readers of this very tweet who think the standard version of Trivial Pursuit is called the 'Genius Edition' rather than 'Genus Edition'.

What follows is *SPECULATION*, but RE the reports of a loud #sonicboom heard across the Westcountry at just before 3pm: I wonder if the bright *transitory* feature which appears at 14:50pm over the Bristol Channel in this sat image could be significant? meteologix.com/uk/satellite/b…

Ten men around the bat, Yorks need one wicket to win, Hampshire need to survive two overs to draw. Drama!

Can always rely on the players to clear the sport's fog, truly magical match, had everything, magnificent atmosphere, Catalans make history winning the League Leaders' Shield & appear to have become everyone's second favourite #rugbyleague team - sensational

Rugby league undoubtedly has its challenges at present (‘twas ever thus). But #MagicWeekend day one has served up over seven hours of storylines, entertainment and drama - involving six clubs inside one stadium - that it’s hard to imagine any other sport replicating

My peoples, the time has come for a MEGATHREAD. In 40 tweets I will explain another 40 concepts you should know. Strap in. Here we go:

Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life? I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco. bit.ly/HellNoBros

Ian Volante @runflamingo Absolutely. I dread to think how many screams "Demonstrating knowledge" there would be before someone demands someone takes off their pants.

Tried to get creative with the Elf by making a salt angel. The cat thought it was litter and did a giant shit on the countertop. 🤦‍♂️

Man in car showroom : This personal numberplate is cool All road users: You are hung like a baby carrot

Bugger this place.