Only one.

I wish I can get a free bag of PTO

Idk why I get nervous like God doesn’t come through every time

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario, too.

My God 💔

begging someone to do something with you and then seeing them do it with others willingly is a different kind of hurt

This Friday night is sponsored by a deep dish pizza, Dr. Pepper Zero and whatever movies I can find.

This sucks.

These Kevin Gates TikTok’s have me crying real tears to the point that I can’t breathe

Woke up thinking I had slept all night. It’s 2:25am.

I am not about to wash my hair. Therefore, I am changing my entire outfit for tomorrow.

Bro. MRC will look me dead in my face and I will start cracking up and we don’t have to say a WORD.

I miss Christmas as a child. we ain’t had to cook, just open presents, and everybody was alive

Language, but real. So so real.

Set that OOO so fast…whew.

Ain’t no way Christmas Eve tomorrow

I’m officially at the age where I’m always looking for somewhere to sit down.

Oh ok.

The week between Christmas and New Years

Jesus.