andy (@sombrerero) 's Twitter Profile
andy

@sombrerero

The drinking woman’s Jack Nicholson. Migrant from the UK. Service engineer. Likes football, gives up the Funk 🤩

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calendar_today28-01-2009 17:53:47

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Joshua Rainer (@joshrainergold) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Losing alcohol has only been to society’s detriment. This is biological frailty masquerading as health optimization. The expression of vitality will always be high energy and with risk. To be human is to imbibe.

Brynn Tannehill (@brynntannehill) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tis analysis shapes all my thinking about the future of the US right now, and it explains why Trump and the GOP are behaving the way they do. There is a near zero chance a Democrat will be sworn in as President in 2029, no matter how people vote. bylinetimes.com/2026/01/22/tru…

Eddy (@eddymarkmufc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A couple of my mates are throwing a joint Chinese New Year party and Burns night party. It's called Chinese burns night. I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm!

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No matter how many times I click “not interested” or block the sender my “for you” feed is full of people fighting. Can’t remember the last time I saw someone throw a punch in real life.

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The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, "Wasp noises from around the world". Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and

Mark Stephenson (@markstephenson2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If the FA apply a points deduction proportionate to Luton's 10-point deduction to Chelsea (based on Luton's payments to agents being £160,00 and Chelsea's being £47.5m), then Chelsea will be deducted 2,970 points.

andy (@sombrerero) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Looking forward to 2035 when AI Bibi, AI Trump and Putin’s cheeky-chops double are running the world. I for one welcome our six-fingered overlords.

daz.hl (@metamatedaz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You used to have your bet ideas in the shower, now you have a waterproof speaker. You used to get lost in thought waiting for the train, now you have a phone to fill the gap. You used to daydream on long flights, now there's a screen in your hand and on the seat in front of you.