Blame ▪︎ Music Takes You (2 Bad Mice Remix) 1992.🔥 discogs.com/release/6249-B… #90s #rave #oldskool 🔊🎶

Uno de los mejores mapas topologicos de España que he visto

Losing alcohol has only been to society’s detriment. This is biological frailty masquerading as health optimization. The expression of vitality will always be high energy and with risk. To be human is to imbibe.

"If you don't want it, I know a guy in America who'll take it."

Tis analysis shapes all my thinking about the future of the US right now, and it explains why Trump and the GOP are behaving the way they do. There is a near zero chance a Democrat will be sworn in as President in 2029, no matter how people vote. bylinetimes.com/2026/01/22/tru…

A couple of my mates are throwing a joint Chinese New Year party and Burns night party. It's called Chinese burns night. I didn't want to go but they twisted my arm!

No matter how many times I click “not interested” or block the sender my “for you” feed is full of people fighting. Can’t remember the last time I saw someone throw a punch in real life.

‘If music doesn’t make you dance it ain’t music, it’s Coldplay’ Mani

"It's the vinegar!!!" Frank Sinclair on how Mick Harford got the sharpest elbows in football 🤣

The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees an old vinyl record in the window of an antique shop, "Wasp noises from around the world". Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and

When my Dad found out I’d been sneaking out at night to go to clown school he soon wiped the smile off my face.

Apparently, Drew Barrymore is obsessed with sketching one of the BeeGees. I don't know which one though.

I just bought myself a book on reincarnation. It was $75, but I thought stuff it, you only live once 🤭

If the FA apply a points deduction proportionate to Luton's 10-point deduction to Chelsea (based on Luton's payments to agents being £160,00 and Chelsea's being £47.5m), then Chelsea will be deducted 2,970 points.

Looking forward to 2035 when AI Bibi, AI Trump and Putin’s cheeky-chops double are running the world. I for one welcome our six-fingered overlords.

You used to have your bet ideas in the shower, now you have a waterproof speaker. You used to get lost in thought waiting for the train, now you have a phone to fill the gap. You used to daydream on long flights, now there's a screen in your hand and on the seat in front of you.

IYKYK 🎩

Este turista alemán se metió en un coche de la Guardia Civil pidiendo que le llevarán al McDonald's... Y pasó esto

Ahah this is fucking brilliant, but where the hell is Jonathan Banks as Totò Schillaci