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-immediately set to work, staging the game pieces as to how they were at their last encounter, before once more resuming his match with the-

-only person he fancies playing against: Himself.

"Testing....testing...is this contraption on? Does my melodious voice flow through the eardrums of you pathetic, swarming masses? Are you-

-able to process, albeit in what is most likely a slow and painstaking ordeal, that which spews from my lips? Keep up now, I don't want the-

-majority of you getting lost here in the early goings. But then again, I suppose that this is just a minor representation of all things in-

-this absolutely ginormous conundrum we call life, and therefore we must move on before evolution swallows the lump sum of us, and let the-

-unworthy and the mediocre wallow in their grotesque stupidity. So, now that I have gathered the attention of you idiotic rats, might I-

-just deliver a message? A small one, so there's hope for the lot of you! Physical! Concrete! Grasp onto it while you still can! Hold it-

-tight in those sweaty little palms of yours and keep it forever, because it is the only thing I will ever grant you for free. Are you-

-ready? Make sure you're listening! Because I'll only say this precisely once. My time, unlike that of yours, is not to be wasted by such-

-trivial matters. Okay, here we go! I, Edward Nygma, the Riddler, have proudly and most graciously returned to save you all from drowning-

-in your pathetic oceans of depravity. The only catch being that you need to be intelligent enough to understand what lies ahead. Are you-

-ready? Because the doorway to evolutionary greatness begins: NOW!"

"Someone clean the litter box! That Tom and Molly sure do know how to make a mess of one another."

"I'm surprised that the investigative folk over at the Daily Planet haven't been feeling ALIENated."

@HerrPyg "It was, you obnoxious swine, until I heard the unpleasant tones emitting from your cell! Have you no decency at all?"