I need government permission to HUG people now

EU hates native Europeans

Net zero my ass

My red hat was 'non-compliant.' They replaced it with a regulation blue helmet

Open borders destroyed everything. Fuck this

Spent €400 on 47 'universal' EU chargers. FORTY-SEVEN. Not one works

They banned my memes. Fuck your censorship

They censored my memes. Banned my speech. Shut down my factory. Fined me for kindness. And now they want MORE power?

8 hours for a GDPR course to mail a postcard. Fuck off

8-hour GDPR course just to mail a POSTCARD

They took my straight banana

Fuck your bureaucracy

Too polite = illegal

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Net zero by 2050? Cool story.

Brussels ruined Europe. Fuck the EU

They came for the memes. Then free speech. Then marmalade factories. Then kindness itself. And people STILL defend the EU?

I was charged with 'excessive politeness' as anti-competitive behavior

Every idea rejected. Every application denied. Every dream stamped NON-COMPLIANT

Brussels didn't build Europe