“Every time I asked my grandmother a question that I shouldn’t have, she said, “And how many pubic hairs do you have down there?” It was her way of saying “none of your business.” God bless her.” Fiona Yu from HELLO KITTY MUST DIE - Join us 6/26-27 hellokittymustdie.com

“You never get into a fight with the driver when the car is traveling down a dark country road in the middle of a thunderstorm. And you never accuse your friend of a felony when you are floating in the Bay on a sailboat unless you want to end up as fresh fish food.” Fiona Yu HKMD

“The most important tenets of people culture: You don’t tell people that their farts stink. Or that their boat smells like death.” Fiona Yu from HELLO KITTY MUST DIE Join Us June 25th & 26th @ 773 #hellokittymustdie #HKMD #solochicago eventbrite.com/e/hello-kitty-…

“The problem is that bullies grow up. They become people you can’t set on fire or pummel with a crowbar.” Fiona Yu from HELLO KITTY MUST DIE Free Reading Jun 25 & 26 Stage 773 #hellokittymustdie #HKMD hellokittymustdie.com

“But I didn't want to be anyone's green card ticket, meal ticket, cook, washing lady, housemaid, personal masseuse, baby machine, regularly-scheduled-hole in the mattress." Fiona Yu from HELLO KITTY MUST DIE FREE READING Jun 25,26 - Stg 773 #hellokittymustdie #HKMD #solochicago

Free Reading June 25 & 26 Join us for the fun! x.com/KurtTJohns/sta…

“Karaoke literally means “tone deaf.” Invented by Daisuke Inoue as 'an entirely new way for people to learn to tolerate each other.' Because you have to be tone deaf, drunk, or dead, to stand it. And not kill your friends for partaking in it.” Fiona Yu - #hellokittymustdie

"On dates, most people wonder what the other person looks like naked. I found myself wondering how Thomas was going to die. And what he would look like as a corpse.” Fiona Yu - HELLO KITTY MUST DIE #hellokittymustdie #HKMD Free Reading 6/25-26 RSVP Now! hellokittymustdie.com

HELLO KITTY MUST DIE has been chosen for inclusion in The Road Theatre’s annual Summer Playwrights Festival (SPF9) is held July 29-August 5, 2018 and mounts 30-40 staged readings of new plays in 8 exciting days.

“The sweet smell of death. Thick, toxic, intoxicating. It made me giddy. It gave me weak orgasms.” Fiona Yu - HELLO KITTY MUST DIE World Premiere Free Reading 6/25-26 Click to RSVP NOW! #hellokittymustdie #HKMD #solochicago

“My idea of roughing it is staying at Motel 6 with a working toilet, shower, and electricity because I'm allergic to everything, weeds, pollen, dirt, fur, plant life, animal life, and even some forms of human life like Don.” Fiona Yu HELLO KITTY MUST DIE #hellokittymustdie

"I know that American boys and Chinese boys may be different culturally, but as men they’re all alike as far as Asian women are concerned. They all want the Hello Kitty fantasy." Fiona Yu - HELLO KITTY MUST DIE FREE READING 6/25-26 Stage 773 Join us! hellokittymustdie.com

“The FBI profiles are almost always the same: White men. You never hear ‘The unsub is most likely female. Asian. Age twenty-five to forty.’ Unlikely. Just look at Hello Kitty.” Fiona Yu-HELLO KITTY MUST DIE #hellokittymustdie #HKMD #solochicago JOIN US! hellokittymustdie.com

Tonight’s the night y’all. We meet a live audience for the first time and bare teeth and claws in Hello Kitty Must Die! Tonight and tomorrow night at Stage 773 for this darkly twisted solo adult comedy. Think Joy Luck Club meets Dexter. visit hellokittymustdie.com

#HKMD@SPF9 #hellokittymustdie #HKMD

One week!

Flying out tomorrow HKMD @ SPF9!

We submitted Hello Kitty Must Die to two new works festivals this week. Working toward a New York reading.

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Come See Absolute Brightness directed by SoloChicago 's Kurt Johns !