Totally bored and in need of entertainment. Not at all hyper. “Hola, bichachos. Someone keep me company.”

“So, who wants to go on an adventure?” Just being her overly weird self since the boredom has decided to hit today.

Totally not creeping on @OfShiftingDream because she’s curious as to what gods do with their free time.

Gently places some painkillers and a bottle of water beside him. “Try these.”

“Have you maybe tried eating something?” Furrows her brows in thought. “That could help.”

“Then, it’s safe to say I’ve ran out of ideas of helping you.. err.. try to distract yourself?”

“Apparently if you have pain elsewhere it will distract from the initial pain.. not sure how accurate that is though.”

“S-set you on fire!? But you’ll die!”

“I’m not going to murder you, or leave you on your own like this.”

“I never inherited his anger if that’s what you mean.. I’m more positive than he is.”

“Death by wolf is quite painful..”

“I can bite you if you want me to.. but it will hurt a lot more than that headache.”

“If I bite hard enough you’ll definitely be dead.”

“Are you actually serious?”

“There must be an easier way.. I can self-heal but I’m not sure if I can use that on you.”

Presses a pressure point on his neck that should knock him out.

Pokes the male to check he’s out.

“How peaceful.”

/ sorry for flaking! I work in a supermarket and 10 hour shifts and it’s Christmas so it’s crazy this weekend... I promise I will reply in the morning :)

“So.. I bought a trampoline. Who wants a go?”