oh dear i believe i have fallen in love with being alone

when the brother comes back from chengdu

We’ve passed Madeleine’s last point by over 100km and are now nearing Gaza, which under brutal siege and starvation by the Zionist occupation. SPEAK UP!

everyone on this website can tell that i’m unmedicated. because of how overwhelmingly normal i am

“Are you pulling up later” heh. Yeah maybe my pants after I just peed after I just pissed a lot.

Leftist podcasters take their political positions because they want money and clout, unlike me, who agrees with whatever the Democratic Party happens to be saying at the time

Here's what I said when the commentariat decided Iraq was bad, which, of course, applies once again:

I need to book 6-10 of these within the next week if anyone wants to be a blessing

i wouldn’t want to be a shirt. i would get scared hanging in a closet in the dark. but on the other hand maybe a buxom lady wears you, plus you’d finally get to see what happens inside the dryer

holes

Tokyo, Japan 🇯🇵

I’m Hartzell Gray, and I’m running for Congress in Missouri’s 5th District. People of my district are being priced out of our homes, locked out of opportunity, and told to wait our turn while politicians protect the same donors and recycle the same tired playbook. For too long,

I like cooking dinner for my beautiful fiancee. But more than that I like leaving all the nasty caked on dishes for her to clean while I look at my phone and fart and drink soda and play with my nuts. I am trying to become more hateful and cruel to people in my life this year.