long before you write a poem, you have to survive it.

Chainz ate this shit up. music.apple.com/us/album/ali-b…

T.I. got Huey & Riley for sons lol I will not explain further

Why am I up like I don’t have work in the morning? Lol

There are a lot of people working in childcare that I wouldn’t leave my pet rock in the care of, let alone a human.

Sterilize this family and end the bloodline. That’s all I’ve got.

My glasses are my favorite disguise. And don’t let me have a beanie on too? Invisible. 😂

The thing about a sob story is that everyone has one. 🤷🏾‍♀️

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when your period starts going away and you start remembering what it’s like to live a life without bleeding again

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

Enough time has passed. Chuck Norris was a bigot. Bye bye

Am I the only one who gets a hot coffee or matcha latte and immediately transfers it to an insulated cup? Lol.

If a website says that it’s unavailable for maintenance, why are you calling for help with logging into a website that is currently unavailable? 😅

I am violently overstimulated. Yikes lol.

Honestly, I feel like women who get so up in arms over the term “cis” have no linguistic or historical knowledge. It’s a Latin originated prefix, used in geography, chemistry, and biology. It’s used to denote position. And you’re offended by it? Ok girl. Ok.

Work has been whooping my ass the last month. My goodness.

Idk what lesson I’m supposed to be learning right now, but baby, life is drilling that shit into my skull and turning me every which way but loose. My goodness. 😂

This is a Caribbean woman being Caribbean. Nothing was tense about this. 😂

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