Take the tiptoes 🐷 and make sure you enjoy it, cos I will!!

Crushing this apple, like I crush 🐷 balls! Now eat it up! One of your 5 a day

Suffer and lick 👅 🐷

Keep that tongue out and take my very dirty Nike Dunk soles slide across it, back and forth.

Used these Samba on this 🐷 this evening.

Cry all you want 🐷 I’m not getting off!

How much do you want to get down and service these Samba and footy socks?

You so want to, don’t you?

Lick 👅

Who cares! Relax.

If you 🤮, you will eat it all back up….. just take it and cope already 🐷

I’ve got a little pig coming over at the end of next week. What do you wanna see him trampled with? Vote then comment!

So all votes have been counted. Football Boots have come out top. Dunks second and the On Cloud. ROMs have been dropped. The pig will be stomped with all 3 above, however would you also like me to use my dirt white Adidas Samba?

Nice and dirty, ready for the 🐷 tomorrow. Oink oink, lick lick 👅

Squealing like a 🐷

Let them sink in deep into your guts and suffer in silence 🤫

Time to suffer!

Hahaha time to suffer little pig 🐷