my deodorant smells like the fucking orange tic tac’s

nevada’s counting votes slower than the painter painting the she’s kinda hot promo

Nevada counting votes slower then 5SOS giving us the beside you music video

HELPP MEEE

for everyone who left tumblr in 2018, i bring you news from the old country #destiel

that destiel canon scene was so fucking awkward like... it was so fucking forced.

so destiel became canon and putin is stepping down was not what I was expecting but it’s 2020 so i’m not fucking surprised

it’s been over one and a half years since endgame and I am still upset with it

none of it makes fucking sense

they established rules for time travel than fucking broke said rules.

oh how I wish my family would believe in this virus

this was for nothing

I just want mysterio back

you got the wrong account for that.

oh how much I hate the dentist

So you’re telling me a bunch of Jimbos and Karens broke through 4 levels of security in what’s supposed to be one of the most secure buildings in the US... and nobody got shot???? Don’t tell me bout white privilege.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 13 Jun 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 13 Jun 2013 (via Twi Age 🥳).