a cat will save you

thats how u know ur a true baddie btw

i feel like a white dog with shit in its eyes

Short-term schools I want to open for adults: -Charm school -Hygiene school -Dating-like-you’re-not-in-high-school-anymore school -Media literacy school -Budgeting school -Scam-busting school

Cats of Studio Ghibli

i hope language never stops evolving

My niche conspiracy theory is that they stopped teaching cursive so that we can't read historical texts.

Real

u either suffer with the pain of discipline or suffer with the pain of being fat. choose

don’t let your opp be skinnier than u

Lynn from Girlfriends on her way to ask Joan for some money:

ooh twist the knife again i’m close

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i think i give poop. like you know i’m taking a fat one

one of my coworkers just confided in my that she has to poop GURLAH THIS IS A SAFE SPACE!!!

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