Crosses his arms and raises an eyebrow. "Oh, a real man? What's that s'pose to mean?" He's /mostly/ teasing. x.com/craig_cahn/sta…

"More running..?" He sounds tired just at the thought of it. Oblivious dad. x.com/strxngnbuff/st…

Head tilt. His brain never immediately thinks of sex. "Weight lifting? If you're taking me to the gym, Craig, I swear to God-" x.com/strxngnbuff/st…

"Can I?" All of his "smoothness" comes unintentionally. He's appreciating the compliements, though. "You're /always/ smooth." x.com/justcompetitio…

Woah. He stiffens, face suddenly hot. "I-I'm... not sure what you mean, Bri..." He's holding his breath. x.com/justcompetitio…

Must we talk about eating ass.

// i love my trans gay dad damien bloodmarch

Will do. x.com/dadmorningstar…

// MOOD x.com/goodlittlegiri…

He's huddled on the couch watching a trashy romcom. He could go for a margarita.

"Why does anyone want to punch you in the face?" Translation: Joseph, what did you do? x.com/cult_de_sac/st…

Offers a sympathetic smile and shoulder pat. "You are! Who else will run our bake sales and educate our Youths on the Lord's teachings?" x.com/cult_de_sac/st…

So... cute... He melts at the smile. "Someone's gotta do it, and since everyone else seems to have lost their minds, I supose it'll be me." x.com/cult_de_sac/st…

"Oh—!" You've gone and flustered the poor thing. He's blushing now! "Well, I could never turn down hanging out with you..." x.com/cult_de_sac/st…

The "I have the power of God and anime on my side" kid is Simon's son.

"Now /that's/ an offer I can't refuse." Gives Joseph a big, sweet smile! "...And I'll be extra inclined to accept if wine is involved." x.com/cult_de_sac/st…

Woah. He hesitates, flustered, but fumbles after Joseph nonetheless. "You owning a yacht is the—" Hottest- "—coolest thing ever." x.com/cult_de_sac/st…

Nods excitedly! "Lord knows I need it every now and then. I love my kids, but it's hard to take care of a one-year-old when you're my age." x.com/cult_de_sac/st…

❝ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ sʜᴏᴡᴇʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ?❞ — ♡ — » ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ. » ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ʀᴘ. » ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ. » sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ. » ᴍᴀɪɴᴠᴇʀsᴇ. » ʀᴛ?

He catches himself staring and takes a moment to compose himself. "What we really need is a vacation." x.com/cult_de_sac/st…