Absolutely beyond parody.

Today Mike Johnson said that tax cuts for the rich will trickle down to lower grocery prices.

Your entire net worth is in this guy’s hands. 🤣

Mint it, Print it, Sell it Fuck it. That is the mantra for the world you are suggesting. This is the biggest bunch of self serving Bullshit I have ever heard. In your world there is no ownership. Just speculation. Hello every scam targeted at everyone and anyone who has

You know what it feels like now?

Go to sleep crypto bros. No mention of “crypto” nor “bitcoin”. Now you guys can take your profits.

Biggest takeaway is that Carrie Underwood has amazing live vocals.

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Deaf lip reader Jackie G suggests Barack Obama asked George Bush how they could “stop what’s happening” at Trump’s inauguration. “How do we stop what’s happening.”

[🌲] TRUMP COMPLETES SECOND EXECUTIVE ORDER SIGNING CEREMONY IN THE OVAL OFFICE WITH NO MENTION OF BITCOIN OR A STRATEGIC RESERVE

Bro……

TD Cowen warned that Trump's official meme coin TRUMP may hinder the progress of the two parties in advancing legislation on the structure of the crypto market, as it may trigger investigations into the source of funds and exacerbate partisan divisions. Crypto legislation is

🚨 BREAKING: Court lifts OFAC sanctions on Tornado Cash, marking a major win for crypto privacy advocates.

✅ Added DeepSeek to chat yesterday 🟠 Testing DeepSeek w/ doc today ⬜︎ Agents coming soon the price to performance is 🤌

Where can I short $Brocolli ? LOL

It hurts not being able to short certain things 🥲

Crime season fr

BRO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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