Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

My hobbies include going home, staying home, and thinking about being at home.

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

we saw you from across the bar and we absolutely hate your vibe. we were wondering what the fuck is wrong with you.

"You need to shut your fucking mouth" #pittspoilers

He’s thinking about how he can’t wait to tell Mel about this

Out for a walk, the kindergarten kids are amazed to see the truck they usually play with as a toy digging up the ground

Dogs’ reactions when you ask them if they want a walk.

Just in case you’re having a bad day, remember this is how they weigh koalas 😍

New still of Patrick Ball and Taylor Dearden as Dr. Frank Langdon and Dr. Mel King in Season 2: Episode 15 “9:00 PM” of #ThePitt

#pittspoilers and what happens when whitaker returns from amy’s farm the next day and walks into robby’s house to see him asleep on the couch with baby jane doe……

UPS: “Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27 p.m. today.” FedEx: “Your package is coming. You’ll get it when we get there.” USPS: “What package?” Amazon: “We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.”

woman in the elevator just complimented me on my hair, and then I complimented her on her shoes. When we got to our floor, my 7 yo whispers, "Are you friends? Why are you saying nice things to each other?" And then straight out of a scene from a movie, the woman reopens the

Driver ditched the vehicle and is now on foot 😂😂

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.

A New Jersey high school put on an ALIEN: THE PLAY production and even built a xenomorph suit that would lurk around the audience. The best part is Sigourney Weaver herself showed up to check out the production 🔥 so cool

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and

Regarded by many as one of the best written, best acted scenes in Sitcom history. PHILIP BAKER HALL delivers an all-time performance as ‘Lt. Bookman’ —The Library Cop, a role that changed this hugely talented Actor’s life & career forever.