Fuck I look like ho? I look like yes and ya look like no

they sh00t u in Houston if u don’t drive 110 on the freeway

oh FUCK AWF

queria passar o domingo inteiro assim

when someone asks me about the last two years but it's been filled with nothing but lessons about the art of letting go

So you’re telling me that the Moon’s many craters are from billions of years protecting Earth by pulling space rocks into her orbit. The moon who is depicted as a woman in countless cultures and timelines? You’re saying her craters and stretch marks are evidence of care? Has

I am no mans dream girl. No man could ever imagine and create a woman as complex and beautiful as me.

it’s crazy that pets just get into little fights w each other out of nowhere. they have a whole other dimension to their relationship i know nothing about. that had probably been building up for weeks

Not romantic, not platonic but an Earth shattering third thing

como eu espero ser tratada depois de ser insuportável o dia todo

“One Less Lonely Girl”

how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is

Happy birthday, weed

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

babe ur tone in texting is off do u hate and wish death upon me now

How it feels to be a firm believer that Life gets better no matter what