dinosaurs literally got taken out on the same planet we walk on today and people still think we’re invincible. ur not better than a stegosaurus

The perfect winter 🥶

This is Luna. In her defense, that is her bed. 14/10 she did nothing wrong

Wanting the aesthetic so bad that you potentially burn your house down to put candles on linens, yet you leave your food on a wrinkled paper bag lol

I miss his eloquence, compassion & empathy every day.

How is this clown allowed on Twitter? 1 million followers and just casually tweeting homophobic hate speech with no consequences? Cmon Twitter, do better with applying your rules to EVERYONE.

There are very few instances where governments, businesses and entities cannot provide access to disabled people. The harsh reality is that they refuse to do so.

I've been working to cut casually ableist language out of my vocabulary, but I'm sure a side effect will be a four-year-old telling me that all the dinosaurs are dead and me boredly replying: "Wow that's fucked up."

Ew the nurse I saw today was like “so are you sexually active?” and then looked up at me, laughed, and was like “I’m guessing no huh? considering…” Considering WHAT exactly. Disabled people have s*x and I can guarantee you it’s more creative & fun than any she’s ever had.

this is gold x.com/JAScribbles/st…

Imagine being Betty White and seeing weekly posts that people thought she died every time she trends. Can y’all stop making her think of her own mortality, Jesus Christ lol

If it took someone like Britney Spears, arguably one of the most famous people in the world well over a decade to get out of an abusive situation designed for disabled people, what is it like for people with less money and resources?

just rolled a joint. it was my ankle.

the funniest part of the 2011 comedy "Contagion" is when they invent a lifesaving vaccine at the end, and then everyone takes the vaccine. hahahaha fantastic writing

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

I would love to see a panel of teachers and students share their thoughts and experiences over the last two years instead of people who get paid to have opinions. Don’t just talk about teachers, please interview them.

Me watching Mikaela Shiffrin after that run: I hope that girl isn't too hard on herself. The Announcers: What a mistake. What a disappointment. This will live in infamy for the rest of time. We have literally not moved the needle on mental health at all. #OlympicGames

I think he subconsciously spelled crip wrong because after all those super bowl commercials, they want crypto on our mind!