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December 26th-31st

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Richard Linklater on the current state of movies

holy fucking SNOOOOOOOZE!!!!!!!!!!!

this is not acting

Be honest: if you owned a factory would you let the workers engage in card playing, whistling, and other coarse amusements that unsettle the blood?

I think "my college paper called this" is my new favorite stupid observation on this website

having such a stressful week, my car is sick AND i'm having cat trouble

A parade two months from now…

Clavicular gets Dairygooned at Burger king by some 9-5maxers after they tried to decompose him with a piece of cheese 😨😨 Luckily he majored in Jestergooning and weightcopemaxing and managed to maintain a low cortisol 😳 Should clav get back to gymmaxing and looksmaxing or

right under an advertisement for a corporation who outsources all of its labor to countries whose people are made to work for pennies by the exact same practices this performance seeks to criticize. pop culture moment

I was a literature major in college and most of my classmates were women. Only one of them read anything more advanced than Tolkien, nor could practically anybody write a thesis statement. One girl's paper was just a list of kinds of vampire teeth in romance books. Keep your club

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why didn't they MURDER HIM????

the EEAAO of horror (hyper-derogatory)

Honestly fuck NYRB Classics for publishing this tasteless trash

I would rather you just be racist, it's more sincere

Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching