My mate and I are going to drink Guinness and sing karaoke together for two hours on Thursday night and I’m opening up with Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer.

Andre Royo gave an Emmy worthy performance as Bubbles & then couldn’t get roles after The Wire.

What a massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive, massive prick.

20 minutes apart. On top of being a fascist this is door knob IQ shit.

Why has he always got his top off

At Stewart Lee tonight ….. all the audience congratulating each other being here and enjoying him.

Can we stop saying 'side hustle' and start taking ourselves a little more seriously please

How are we actually trying to score goals? What’s the plan? #twitterclarets

Marcus Edwards is the plan apparently

When your fella went to school, his teacher asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up. He wrote down ‘toss the pill about with Chuggsy'. They told him he didn’t understand the assignment, and he told them they didn’t understand life.

This week i’ve had three blood transfusions, four IV courses of antibiotics, had a house sale not go ahead, delivered a presentation on improving energy efficiency of homes in Teeside, seen Stewart Lee and tonight I’m off to see Hinds. Beat that.

I was on the Jubilee line last night and there was a weird old sweaty guy staring and counting people.

Surely it’s the right side of the crossbar. Adam Hurrey … are we wishing a goal against ourselves here?

had to double back, thought that was another JD Vance picture at first 😭

What is Sex Roast Potato?

“For sale: baby shoes, never worn” of IPA drinkers

close more streets and put pub tables on them (before vs after)

I watched an Instagram reel yesterday of the top 8 Panenka penalties of all time …… and Panenka only came 2nd.

the worst thing about this is that they turned bold off one letter too early on 'BURNLEY'