*buys $30k Tesla robot, turns it on* robot: your fit is trash and you look like shit

Just told my 10yo daughter about Matt Gaetz. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Mattkanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.

Perhaps she was simply Matt Gaetz’s muse

MATT GAETZ (sipping a Twisted Tea): I was almost the Attorney General, you know. 16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR (uncomfortably): Megan says her mom is here and she’s my ride.

I filed a civil rights lawsuit today against the #Boston detective who stole my megaphone.

I was on a menswear forum with Michael Anton for many years. If you plan to work in the Trump White House and have a petty rivalry with him, let me know. I can help you say things about clothing around him that will get under his skin. Sebastian Gorka DrG John Bolton Stephen Miller

Only one answer. SLIIIIIDERS.

“Just sayin, suddenly this little fat kid’s everywhere holding a hand over one eye? One eye staring back. Just like the dollar? Not even related to the Costco guys. And don’t get me started on them. Clearly a Jewish psyop.” “Aaron, it’s 3rd & 18. What’s the play?”

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Ask him what year it is

It’s like everyone forgot about when iTunes automatically downloaded their album. But I’ll always remember and I’ll never forgive.

Americans the moment they install little red note after tiktok gets banned

Incredible things happening on rednote

2028 is going to be wild.

frey misinformation is putting people in danger now as jerry mcafee says, “i ain’t shot nobody, however, i will, if i have to. i don’t want to.” they’re talking about showing up to council on thursday too

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Literally you lmao