He’s done nice things. He once made Thanksgiving dinner for Bonnie, you know. (Then he stabbed her but let’s leave out that part.)

I don’t really care about everyone else though.

. . . Is this a timed exercise or... does he have time to- Wait! He only cut out Jo’s spleen instead of her heart. That was nice. She lived.

You know me so well, Livvy.

...Okay, well- He took Bonnie, Damon and Elena to the 1903 prison world to get Lily Salvatore?

WAITWAIT- leaving so soon? But we haven’t had time to properly catch up!

See? He’s nice sometimes! Maybe he has a soft spot for Bonnie.

Oh come on. I pinky promise I won’t beat you to death like I ORIGINALLY planned to.

Cute? Gross. He’s not cute. He just feels like he owes Bonnie.

Ouch. I’m hurt. I thought we were family, sis.

He’s not cute! Call him that once more and he’ll-

Then let’s have a little family reunion! Hey, why don’t we invite all sets of twins? Just for a... catch up.

Angry face emoji.

Fine fine, I will. For now...

Wait, that was flirting? Damn, I’ve been away from humanity for soooo long.

//go hit up my stefan 🥺🥺

Sooo dramatic!

You win some, you lose some. Except for me...

Somebody has to die tonight.

He’ll be the judge of that.