Roses are red
Violets are blue
See this your ginger braids and that waist
Abeg, marry me before person else do

Say na "person else do" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Others: Fufu Rivers state people: Loi loi

Rivers and Bayelsa. 🙂‍↔️

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Person go dey complain about the power situation in their area another person go reply say “na you go stay bush” as if e get anywhere wey light dey 24 hrs for this PH.

Vent 2.0 is coming soon. 👀 A 🧵

Today 😌

Your neighbors are not your friends! Your neighbors are not your friends! Don’t go around telling them your life history, same people will still use it to mock you!

Vent Fam, quick heads up 👇 Vent 2.0 is almost here, and we need a few hours to complete a system upgrade. On Saturday, 21st March, 2026, from 12 AM to 3 AM (WAT), transactions will be temporarily paused. But no worries, all pending payouts will be completed once we’re back

If your app still feels the same… you’re using the wrong version. 😩 Update your app today and experience the upgrade. 👌

You sell a coin… then it pumps 100% the next day. What do you do? 👀 👉 Buy back higher 🤡 👉 Cry in silence 👉 Blame village people 👉 Pretend you never saw it