Damn I did it again this year it don’t hit the same

I fucking hate blind boxes it’s just gambling for girls

Wuthering heights is too terrifying to read at bedtime got freaked out nightmares re Heathcliff hate him

Watching Joe dirt on tubi this evening

U can play tomodachi life instead of remembering bad things

Ur chopped unc just flopped out

My lips reflect off his Costco chain

I’m in likelove so I have nothing to offer here besides wow the breeze on my face feels good I’m grateful for everything

Stretched my legs today by parking very far from the liquor store entrance

Smoking my peony Chinese cigarette using my neighbors dryer watching family guy for free keeping my Christmas tree up paying tariffs buying clothes w klarna taking Benadryl whatever

My old roommate Calvin Stark owes me $531

The fact that we don’t have grandmother octopuses is human retardation

Back here bc of Tucker carlson’s merch

My boy cat snores so loud he overrides my snores on the snore app I need to tell if I’m dying in my sleep or not

On light ozempic but I’m keeping my belly jiggle because that’s the right thing to do