Third date came and went and I still haven’t worked up the courage to kiss her on the mouth what the fuck is wrong with me

EAT SHIT CANADA🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

This has to be a humiliation kink

Bro smiling friends is canceled, the girl I’m dating canceled our date this weekend, and I dropped eggs on the floor this morning, someone put me out of my misery

See what I don’t understand is why not just put the show on hiatus

Bro my parents waited until NOW to tell me they can buy me the laptop I need for school with my college fund, when I’ll be a senior this fall. I’ve suffered using a shitty computer for all of my school stuff for almost 3 years for NOTHING

Bitch who the fuck is that

How I sleep at night knowing Israel is being bombed

Bro how to I get my brother to stop being a fucking slob. Dude is 18 years old and always has rotting garbage sitting around his room and the smell is awful. No matter how much my dad yells at him about it he still does it. I pity whatever poor girl marries him in the future

I fucking HATE it when fake lesbians do this. You’re literally encouraging the mentality that lesbians just need to find the right man and they’ll become straight. All because you don’t want to admit you’re bisexual for some reason

😏

But it comfy☹️

Hugging and smooching isn’t enough I want to crawl inside her skin

Y’all have deep fried pizza, sit the fuck down

I love that I finally have someone to send all of those corny little couples reels to

Do they have the people who work on the sonic movies chained up in a basement or something how the fuck did they crank out four movies in six years

When the one person keeping you sane leaves you🥰

I’m gonna cut myself and paint a picture with my blood and mail it to my ex

Who the fuck is doing this

Shit like this is why women never have any variety in animation