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wrong! next caller

how did i go from this to paying bills

during the famine of 2027 my four gay sons and i had to ration our khloe kardashian protein popcorn

Im begging men to understand that we aren’t lying.

you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great i’m ugly too

Sabrina Carpenter (5 ft) & Quinta Brunson (4’ 11”) on SNL.

Life is so weird and annoying

couldn’t wait to turn 15, then you blink and it’s been ten years

them.

it is SOOOOO healing to stay up until 3am & read a book. unfortunately it also ruins your sleep schedule & life

brushing your teeth in the morning is like a little treat…the only way to greet the day….utterly satisfying….but brushing your teeth at night? a hellish chore…walking from bed to bathroom harder than working in the mines all day…getting pissed just thinking about it

I hate her so bad

when i was 5 my father introduced me to a friend of his and for no reason at all i hit him right in the stomach with all my strength. he died a year later

she’s so right reputation was an album that you really just had to be there for

and FUCK he was a moth to the flame she was holding the matches BRING BACK REAL MISOGYNY open.spotify.com/track/0PWgAyox…

y’all wasted no time im crying

SHE’S BETTER KNOWN FOR THE THINGS THAT SHE DOES ON THE MATTRESS