the poor japanese! they never did anything wrong! 🥺🥺

wil myers is the retarded child of the padres. like everyone is lowkey ashamed of him but for the most part everyone just says he’s our special little guy!

i hate that i was so right about this. they’ll attempt to win until at least 2027 and i’ll be a middle aged man before they are remotely competitive again

volk or charles, whoever wins their inevitable fight for the 155 belt. if volk somehow does then he’s less likely. if he were to just stay at 145 he definitely beats it. no one it touching him at 145 for a long time.

the bolts r going 12-5 this year and winning the superbowl. herb mvp bosa finalist for dpoy. I HAVE SPOKEN

padres lose 5-4 on a giants walk off!

dodger twitter is gonna be ecstatic over beating sean “literally one of the worst pitchers in mlb” manaea this afternoon. gonna be pretty sad ngl. they get the privilege of rooting for one of the great franchises of sports and they’ll flex beating a AAA pitcher.

bc there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that sir or ma’am

the fucking terminator oh my god

lmao here comes manaea

sean manaea is the most expensive prostitue in America. the padres pay him millions go go out of the mound and suck cock.

i will be on the lookout!

if sean manaea died right now i would probably spend a solid 30-45 seconds thinking ab how greatly it improves our roster before I thought ab how bad i feel ab his family

imagine how embarrassing it is for ur manager to pull u so u don’t have to face matt beaty 😂

bit of a spin on an old classic padres loss. it’s the old fashioned “opposing team takes slight lead early and offense gives up” but with a little “defensive miscues in the worst possible spot” sprinkled in. final? 9-1 dodgers

darn! i was right again!

nigga u lost why u tweetin 😂

i swear to god if the padres lose tonight i might just forget the score like 5 minutes after it ends and meal prep for the rest of the week like a normal person

ugh that’s it im turning on the stove!