If I don't get a fully designed and printed book listing all my failings at the next performance review in my mysterious and important job, I am quitting. Absolutely perfect show. #Severance

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Great work THFCFlags It was bouncing tonight.

Right now, 5. Expect to spend all day tomorrow flipping between 8 and 9. #COYS

Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god (etc for next 8 hours)

Goodnight. We love you Tottenham Hotspur #COYS 🤍

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Ah well, one rebuild closer to the sweet release of death

Didn't deserve to be treated like this. Brought a trophy and unbridled joy to our club - things we hadn't had for years. Absolutely gutted 😞

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I'm gonna need some time to process this 😭 He leaves as a legend. Build. That. Statue. #Son

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I'm broken. This has completely done me 🤍

Hope the cameraman doesn't have vertigo #SerEng

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Give me Ange and his bravery and front foot football ANY day of the week over this. Any single day of the week

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From the Arsenal cup incident, to the long throws, long balls and set pieces, to the absolutely shambolic press conferences, to the absolutely unwatchable football, to the horrendous gum chewing. Undoubtedly and indisputably will go down as the worst manager in our history