An excerpt from the Diary of #AnakinSkywalker Sith Lightsabers are Red Jedi Sabers are Blue Girl are you an Angel? I heard you fell from Naboo! #StarWars

Me: Now that Starkiller Base is destroyed we need a new super weapon to eliminate rebellion supporters. First Order R&D: We got you covered... #TidePods #TidePodChallenge

Vader really was a nice guy once you get past the chocking of random officers and murder of younglings.

The #DarkSide is calling you, can you feel it? youtu.be/SWUrl7FpkAo via YouTube

Everyone thought Obi-Wan was a kind poor old hermit. In truth he sold illegal Jedi Artifacts and blew all the money on drugged blue milk and Twi’lek hookers.

We all know if she resists you’ll just come crying to my grave and blog about it again on your Xanga account. x.com/kylor3n/status…

Coming from a man who 💩 in a bucket next to his bed... x.com/verylonelyluke…

Fun Fact: Order 66 was accidentally executed while Palpatine was ordering pizza for the Senate. He was fortunate to have not answered Order 69....

While powerful, Vader was a dumbass...

Bobba Fett was just like his father. Useless...

I had this commissioned to show Rey the benefits of joining the #DarkSide x.com/mastersnoke33/…

All Rebel pilots do now days is try and start useless coup d'etat and help the First Order in their own stupidity.

People have asked why I choose Supreme Leader over titles like Darth or Emperor. In all honesty I was eating a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell at the time and it just felt right.

#KyloRen can be just like his... Nevermind... #NothingLikeVader

Should have said something profound when I died... #Hindsight

The truth behind Padme's death. Some people just can't handle the Tide Pod Challenge... #TrueStory #TidePodChallenge

He said it was to Dark for younglings.

Honestly, I was only looking for Very Lonely Luke so I could give him Emo Kylo Ren back...

When you’re on a completely water covered planet a man can be his own island...

I don’t think Very Lonely Luke is getting through to her...