i don’t understand what’s so confusing about being non binary and going on testosterone to be more feminine

the effects of one glass of wine can be very potent depending on how fully it is poured

i am a bitch who cares about which direction your toilet paper is pointed

Did we do it right? ☠️

bakers accidentally made one too many bran muffins so now i get to find out what all the little old ladies at Blue Kangaroo are raving about

halloween this year is sponsernd by green apple four lokos

accidentally threw my lighter for würm and tried to light my bowl with a faux mouse

Who among us has not both fucked around and found out?

i still use my agab bathroom - i’m afraid of the smells and general vibes in most men’s rooms lmao

WHY ARE THEY BOTH BUILT LIKE YAOI SEMES THEY'RE MALNOURISHED AND FRAGILE TWINKS!!!!!!

Tia Mowry said her marriage was successful, but it ended because she had evolved. She spoke about divorce being a “graduation” not a failure, that success in a marriage is not about longevity but if two people are happy together. That message is gonna save some lives for real.