what if the national anthem was “everytime we touch” by cascada? I would like that

Gorgeous gorgeous girls love phone calls with besties about existential dread that are mostly filled with laughing and not words

I am Bored who would like to confess their love for me on this Sunday evening 🤲🏻

as someone who was born this year i just want to say i think it's kinda ridic that president's are so old. no offense to joe biden but honestly how is he supposed to represent me, a 7 month old bisexual

HNY, y’all 🥰🥂🥳

rich kids being able to do art for a living may be a reflection of their privilege but it seems to me like a reflection of the fact that a human that doesn't have to worry about money will often choose art. everyone is an artist until rent is due. i wish we all had that right

Amazing to me that 21 Jump Street still makes me laugh like an idiot in 2022. Love that.

(leaving garbage men a voicemail) hey guys I’ll be at work so i left my garbage out at the curb

I appreciate having friends who also celebrate the holidays with me

The confident woman

Back on twitter to let everyone from high school know that Community is finally getting a movie #sixseasonsandamovie

Lmfaoooo not my giraffe/bar (limbo) jokes being cited in this guy’s blog post????????? Love to see it… nearly 10 years later