and not or

👀👀👀

A nurse put her hand in her pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer then said..

'Some arsehole has my pen'

#WednesdayWit

Yes people who can’t tell the difference
though prices are definitely dropping
to trott out a fact
I think

Thought I’d stop by and say Good Morning everyone 😁

Morning All, now that's a Trunk Road 🌻

First bird of my day: a Song thrush heartily wolf whistling his tune in the bluebell wood, pouring his notes over the blue. #FirstBirdOfMyDay #WhatsYours

The “furious” face :
Rage frustration and fear visited on humanity via politics not for any reason other than being out of control: The particular political leaning is irrelevant.

Ha ha nicely stated.

I’d like another

As a journalist, I understand why Liz Truss is getting so many interviews. But there is something deeply jarring about seeing someone with such intellectual deficit, such delusion, such misinformation, being given platform after platform. Might reflect how we got in this mess IDK

Yes thousands of miles: mine even had the famous weld across the roof which I only found out about this year.

Every morning after I've had a programme on BBC Two my inbox gets delightfully full of messages from men who didn't like my lipstick. It makes me feel like it's 1922 and I'm being castigated by Captain Hastings for being 'fast'.

On my @lbc show talking through the disgusting waste of money from Tories from lying and libelling and booze bills...
OUR money which they spend on THEIR mistakes.

In Angel Rayner Units of £1,500 which their pathetic client media claim she MIGHT owe in CGT. She says she doesn't.

There are none

wonderful news

Why isn't holy water used in vaccines?

Cause you shouldn't take the lord in veins.

#TuesdayTitters

Kids nowadays will never know the pleasure of hearing music played on one of these.