As a man of the 90s it seemed like back then both parties had different ideas but they still wanted to advocate for the American people Now you have libs wanting to kill white men in the streets and repubs wanting to take away our jobs and give them to Jeets.

Andrew Tate wrote fanfiction of himself which is very reminiscent of Brokeback Mountain.

What will you do when one of your deathtraps bursts into flames and there's no way for EMS to reach them? Is this just a psyop to get stupid people to incinerate themselves to death?

Zoomers will confidently tell you that The Bee Gees are one black woman while being blissfully unaware they're actually three white British dudes.

I remember a time when all the Brits and Euros would try to bully Americans off the internet and now the shoe is on the other foot, innit?

I wake up to take a piss and now all of a sudden everyone is an air traffic controller.

Has AI gone too far?

I'm trying a new joke format. Yo wizard's so fat the sorting hat put her in the house of pancakes.

The Sino-American relationship is really going sideways. Stay tuned for my slant on this developing situation.

Who wants to tell her about Sweden?

This revival of mid-2000s Rage Against The Machine-style "it's not the foreigners, its the rich!" line is so funny to me because it isn't completely incorrect, yet lefties STILL come to the wrong conclusion about it. The rich are the primary beneficiaries of mass migration. To

You spent thirty minutes to type out a novel to bitch about women over a penguin meme.

This guy is just trying to give gullible people explosive diarrhea.

The West will tell you there is no Santa so they can sell you their toys.

The Shaolin Temple is a Buddhist monastery in China that dates back to the 5th century. It’s where Chan Buddhism took root and where monks developed what became Shaolin kung fu, not for movies, but for discipline, health, and survival during real political chaos. Religion first.

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Why are all the foids asking me if I have any Valentine's Day plans? Fuck off, I'm incel maxxing.

Kids can't even make jokes anymore without the MSM shitting their pants about it.