Maybe the funniest scene from a show ever

I think about this a lot

When the police are done arresting Quaker pensioners, maybe they could look into Britain’s pyromaniac property developers?

The extent to which this country is built to serve the entitled elderly at the expense of everyone else is astounding. They’re being asked to take an *eye test* to *prove that they can see*. Taking away someone’s driving licence if they can’t see seems entirely reasonable.

In other words, 2.7 million people are having their wages subsidised by the state, just to live. Or, 100s of 1000s of companies are having their WAGE BILL subsidised by the state, just to increase profits.

“imagine if the roles were reversed” No. I’m tired of doing that. I wanna use my imagination to make my dog speak with a Cajun accent

oopsie doodles, we accidentally fueled a violent moral panic about one of the most marginalized groups in existence because we took the word of a notorious grifter

"The killer was a tranny no the bullets were trans no actually his roommate was trans" do you hear yourselves

“Ban all Jews from serving in the US Congress” Can you imagine anyone in public life saying this? Can you imagine a top ally of the president saying this? It would be on all our news channels and front pages 24/7. But have normalized the most vicious and blatant Islamophobia.

GORILLAZ MF DOOM KANO DE LA SOUL MICK JONES (THE CLASH) PAUL SIMONON (THE CLASH) BASHY SIMON TONG (THE VERVE) ALL ON STAGE TO PERFORM ‘CLINT EASTWOOD’ IN LONDON, 2010.

Wake the fuck up! This is as far away from self defence than humanly possible.

"Yeah, they ate all my socks! I have to wear Lisa's to school today." "How do you explain the culottes, boy?" "Well, I have to coordinate."

They want to rename Christmas cakes “Sticky Allah Chocolate Pudding” 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😡

went for my first manicure this evening and got some french tips

Listening to this I realised that it’s the first time I’ve heard the leader of any British political party acknowledge what we’re living through.