Nothing screams nationals like frantic dance moms in a group chat! #yallarekillinme #lahes #tights #itsnationals #findmeabar

The profit choosing a solo for your kid.... #long #painful #toomature #tooimmature #sendhelp #sendsongs

One day I wanna be that dance mom that can afford this shit. #snarkymomprobs #brokemomprobs

So I was abt to delete this acct & take my kids out of dance...fast fwd 24 hrs..SO txts me and says your kids are stayin in dance we’ll figure this money shit out (ok I’m paraphrasing really bad) BOOM everything changed just like that! Folks may not like me, but they like my kids

To whomever did what they did you’ll never know how much this snarky ass mom is forever indebted to you. Knowing your kids love this activity and the fact that today would have been then end of it all. Man. I’m humbled. AF

Dear 12 year old child of mine. Nike Pros are not shorts. Wear them at dance all you want, but if I see you’ve been wearing them anywhere outside the studio.... it’s on #girldontplayme #danceshortsarenottobeworninpublic

Some of these kids need a kick in the ass. I wish y’all little asses would pop off out the mouth! Snark mom don’t play that shit! #yourmomshouldwhoopyoass

Some of these dance moms work my last damn nerves. #youannoythepissoutofme

Teachers- Consider the mental health of your students at this time. Many are struggling with depression, isolation, lack of motivation & a sense of loss. Despite popular belief many have challenges with tech & online learning, not to mention connectivity issues! Be gentle.

I hate when new studios steal kids who were trained elsewhere and then think they’re hot shit when they do well at comps. Like honey, let’s give it 5-7 years and then see what you’re left with...I wanna see what your 5yos look like when they’re 11...then we can talk trophies.

One day I’ll look back on this dance competition thing and say wtf was I thinking... 😂😂

Just. It feelin it. Just. Not. Feelin. It. Surrounded by people that make you feel incredibly unwelcome.

Listen up! Stop putting your intermediate dancers in the recreational level! We see you! #bumpupalevel #stopchasingthropies

They should pass out nerf guns at dance competitions, so when someone walks in while a dancer is on the stage you just unleash a round of soft foam to remind them of how rude they are. #justmysnarkythoughts

Anyone else like to watch the judges while soloists are on the floor? I always feel like you can tell when they’re really feelin a piece.

Soooooo ummmm can I get the definition of what intermediate is?

Ma’am, if you’re gonna use a prop. You should probably rehearse with it. Ijs #snarkymomthoughts

Nationals time! Let. Me. Be. Clear. You shouldn’t be on the side of the stage showing your kids the dance. Shouldn’t they know it by now?

You know it’s awards time when you hear: 1. Wobble 2. Cupid shuffle