Can I take time off to write a short story about my trip to benehana's?

This girl asked me out to dinner, and we’re at taco Tuesday with this dj playing top 40s hits from 2006 and all I can think about is tennis

Facing soaring inflation, a Japanese zoo has resorted to offering cheaper fish to its sea animals. The penguins are very unimpressed, refusing to even look at them. The otters are throwing the offerings aside.

Having chipotle delivered right to your inner apt door is a feel. Also looking forward to more tennis 🎾 this afternoon. Happy Monday~

Tennis was great 🎾

A new skill I want to learn is how to harmonize vocally so I can back up ppl’s karaoke songs

In struggling to come up with an answer when asked "what's new?" I've realized that I can't remember the last time I've felt this great. Like a bird perched outside of your window or a cat at the back door, for now a version of happiness is w/ me. They come and go as they please.

I know it's 2022, but I'm watching Seinfeld, like actually watching it, for the first time.

Please end me if I get into pickleball

When you realize the map of the power outage in your neighborhood looks like the Carhartt logo

Love to touch computer all day for money

wait what nytimes.com/2022/10/21/sty…

I’m an arcteryx stan now

Pickle ball sucks

I’m announcing that I’m starting a Twitter competitor. It’s called my Twitch channel. ✅$5 a month for a checkmark badge. ✅Monthly shareholder meetings. ✅DND nights.

chainsaw man 10/10

after discovering this "christmas pop" playlist, I think every musical artist should record a christmas album/single at the peak of their career: open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9d…