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In Search of Lost Time but every sentence ends with "lol" ... drive.google.com/file/d/1rrahfd…

Feels like I haven't done anything but scroll phone for years

First I thought Dino was smoking something...huhuh whoops nope that's an airplane

Oh wow a movie about stay at home moms, yawn, no longer relevant. There aren't any anymore. They are all weird cat ladies remember? Haha, fun stuff, just having fun, just joking haha

I like to text my friends things like, "do you think Neil Young likes led Zeppelin" and "what if Geddy Lee was in Crazy Horse"

Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫

Just the way I do lunch everyday

It's me. I'm the nightbitch.

To the middle aged hottie at Costco. I saw you spill all those blueberries on the ground. And we both enjoyed watching the employees clean it up. Let's make it messy in public together sometime. Let's laugh at the employees and try to get them fired. Let's ki

I'm a big fan of this painting

If you listen to music, fuck you.

I got no patience now So sick of complacence now -Nirvana

i have been designed in a lab to say hello to you

So yeah I been drawing one Pooh a day for my child's lunch, getting ok at it

You couldn't make the show modern family these days. It would just be a family breaking down Amazon boxes. Because there's too many Amazon boxes.

Dog ownership is one of those preternatural human-natural world negative feedback loops, like climate change, except worse

When you are top notch like being in good physical shape you can bring an element of dance to modern daily life

Delightful lunch of chickpeas, rice, them peanuts and dates for dessert